(Which the plumber built her)
Aunt Eliza fell,
We must buy a filter.
Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes
Sucked the mercury all off,
Thinking, in his childish error,
It would cure his whooping-cough.
Smartly said to Mrs. Brown,
”T was a chilly day for William
When the mercury went down.”
A Little Tour in America
B is for Basil assaulted by bears…
Did the nursery rhyme Jackie and Jilly
But she pushed him down and made him her ex
Disappointed by his little willy.