But that opinion makes me cross
‘Cos a thong’s just fanny-dental-floss
I would say it really ain’t
Cos a thong’s like cheese-wire on the taint
Treat yourself to some big knickers.
The kinkiest nymphomaniac
Does not want string across her crack
Thongs can be a dangerous thing.
They’re like barbed wire on the ring
But sit on this and think awhile
Thongs can aggravate your piles
a cystitis parrot – wear big knickers