tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post2139138952324794857..comments2023-05-30T08:29:42.770-04:00Comments on The Erotica Readers & Writers Association Blog: Writing ExerciseCroco Designshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04417265522875605547noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-90872723838945821552012-07-29T10:16:35.160-04:002012-07-29T10:16:35.160-04:00Craig,
That too was worth waiting for. There'...Craig,<br /><br />That too was worth waiting for. There's something about the limerick that brings out the wicked in writers :-)<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-37481029266616899132012-07-29T09:52:33.280-04:002012-07-29T09:52:33.280-04:00A man with aim badly untrue
Contracted a whore tha...A man with aim badly untrue<br />Contracted a whore that he knew<br />Said she, "I feel troubled<br />that the charge just doubled"<br />but you jizzed my favorite shoeCraig Sorensenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08101869420537661374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-57704150396223865532012-07-28T07:00:04.919-04:002012-07-28T07:00:04.919-04:00Hilarious, Lisabet!Hilarious, Lisabet!Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-51809376755773202752012-07-28T04:47:30.933-04:002012-07-28T04:47:30.933-04:00Lisabet,
Thank you - that was genuinely worth wai...Lisabet,<br /><br />Thank you - that was genuinely worth waiting for :-)<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-21386909033724183522012-07-28T04:36:11.667-04:002012-07-28T04:36:11.667-04:00A popular harlot called Alice
Would pleasure her j...A popular harlot called Alice<br />Would pleasure her johns with a phallus.<br />While she buggered them well<br />To arouse them she'd tell<br />All the gossip from Buckingham Palace.<br /><br />It's taken me weeks, but I couldn't NOT contribute something!Lisabet Saraihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05162514190572269660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-20319921288570936492012-07-23T09:13:46.110-04:002012-07-23T09:13:46.110-04:00Thanks, RG! I loved your lim and, in fact, could h...Thanks, RG! I loved your lim and, in fact, could have sworn I'd posted a comment saying so. (Fifty-fifty odds as to whether the blame goes to my absent-mindedness or Blogger's bloody-mindedness.)Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-68564673954907844552012-07-23T04:41:04.014-04:002012-07-23T04:41:04.014-04:00I think Jeremy gets the prize for most giggle wort...I think Jeremy gets the prize for most giggle worthy.<br /><br />I think I'll be staying in France, too.Remittance Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07902713020074243375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-32441679058511422632012-07-16T00:58:44.694-04:002012-07-16T00:58:44.694-04:00RG,
Thank you! I adore the way this one begins w...RG,<br /><br />Thank you! I adore the way this one begins with prim Victorian language and then hurtles into the 21st century on those final two lines.<br /><br />Stylish as ever :-)<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-28472068809394503332012-07-15T21:21:22.847-04:002012-07-15T21:21:22.847-04:00I hope the release proves to be one that was worth...I hope the release proves to be one that was worth waiting for. The limerick certainly was!Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-15059583102994289482012-07-15T21:15:39.762-04:002012-07-15T21:15:39.762-04:00Dear Sir, I demand that you cease
to trouble my ma...Dear Sir, I demand that you cease<br />to trouble my maidenly crease,<br />You've spent far too long<br />assaulting my thong.<br />Now, man up and grant me release.Remittance Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07902713020074243375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-56522556231796853862012-07-08T01:19:34.212-04:002012-07-08T01:19:34.212-04:00Raz,
I liked the way you prefaced your limerick w...Raz,<br /><br />I liked the way you prefaced your limerick with the warning about the meter. <br /><br />The meter did stumble in a couple of places. But the impact of the poem more than made up for that. It was funny, appropriate and entertaining.<br /><br />Thanks for sharing your writing here today.<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-16004186641962170442012-07-08T01:17:05.749-04:002012-07-08T01:17:05.749-04:00Jeremy,
You're very welcome!
AshJeremy,<br /><br />You're very welcome!<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-74592213374767957092012-07-08T01:16:28.267-04:002012-07-08T01:16:28.267-04:00Graham,
I always believe that the most important ...Graham,<br /><br />I always believe that the most important thing with writing is that the writer should be having fun.<br /><br />If writing poetry is giving you more pleasure at the moment than writing prose, then it's the ideal medium for your personal self-expression. <br /><br />Best,<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-79616207023387005092012-07-07T22:35:55.561-04:002012-07-07T22:35:55.561-04:00This is wonderful!
By happenstance or luck, Limer...This is wonderful!<br /><br />By happenstance or luck, Limericks are the July theme on the ERWA mailing list as well.<br /><br />This one, you have to be a little forgiving with the meter: <br /><br />There once was a writer - erotician<br />Who complained to her private physician<br />"I can't write the next scene<br />Without wanking between<br />And climaxing puts me out of commission!"<br /><br />RazRaziel Moorehttp://microlensing.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-15868954836761511002012-07-07T17:03:53.752-04:002012-07-07T17:03:53.752-04:00Thank you so much, Ashley and Lisabet! (:v>Thank you so much, Ashley and Lisabet! (:v>Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-20532462245171021412012-07-07T14:45:53.061-04:002012-07-07T14:45:53.061-04:00Hi Ash,
Yes! Although I have recently discovered ...Hi Ash,<br /><br />Yes! Although I have recently discovered that writing poetry of any sort can become very addictive. <br /><br />Since starting to write poetry I have found it very difficult to concentrate on prose at all.<br /><br />Graham xAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-92199786576107573172012-07-07T11:10:58.460-04:002012-07-07T11:10:58.460-04:00Graham,
They're addictive, aren't they? I...Graham,<br /><br />They're addictive, aren't they? I think there's something about the cadence of this form that seems to tap into something primal within us.<br /><br />Another witty example!<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-87029955046132844242012-07-07T07:18:41.406-04:002012-07-07T07:18:41.406-04:00The Marquis De Sade did complain,
I get so much pl...The Marquis De Sade did complain,<br />I get so much pleasure from pain,<br />That I liked to beat,<br />The girls from the street,<br />And so they declared me insane.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-21264393067555051112012-07-07T03:36:01.937-04:002012-07-07T03:36:01.937-04:00Giggle! Jeremy, you're in top form!
I'll ...Giggle! Jeremy, you're in top form!<br /><br />I'll have to come back with my contribution later...Lisabet Saraihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05162514190572269660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-18639983323887925502012-07-06T18:15:48.135-04:002012-07-06T18:15:48.135-04:00Graham,
Love this one! Witty and risque - the way...Graham,<br /><br />Love this one! Witty and risque - the way a good limerick should be.<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-69971041258908485022012-07-06T16:33:31.763-04:002012-07-06T16:33:31.763-04:00There was a young man, name of Rob,
Whose girlfrie...There was a young man, name of Rob,<br />Whose girlfriend gave him a blowjob,<br />Went down on her knees,<br />But started to sneeze,<br />And nearly bit off his knob.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-49693409515532942252012-07-06T16:01:21.123-04:002012-07-06T16:01:21.123-04:00Mr Edwards,
It doesn't surprise me that this ...Mr Edwards,<br /><br />It doesn't surprise me that this particular form has brought out the poetic side of the man who wrote the witty and saucy Rock My Socks Off.<br /><br />http://www.amazon.co.uk/Rock-Socks-Off-Jeremy-Edwards/dp/1907016015/ref=sr_1_6?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1341604771&sr=1-6<br /><br />Thanks for sharing your creativity here.<br /><br />AshAshley Listerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11997769708965362938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-3777799307954501812012-07-06T12:36:47.567-04:002012-07-06T12:36:47.567-04:00[Last one, I promise. Thanks for the invitation, A...[Last one, I promise. Thanks for the invitation, Ashley!]<br /><br />Her sister, it seems, was in Nantes<br />When she, too, got a tear in her pants.<br />She sat on some feathers,<br />Which tickled her nethers,<br />And wrote, "I'm remaining in France."Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-53207382227833508142012-07-06T11:19:56.742-04:002012-07-06T11:19:56.742-04:00There was a sweet someone from Queens
Who develope...There was a sweet someone from Queens<br />Who developed a hole in her jeans.<br />When she sat on my hand,<br />Though it hadn't been planned,<br />She liked what I did, by all means.Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7396437919069310850.post-3522572150451756002012-07-06T09:09:00.301-04:002012-07-06T09:09:00.301-04:00There once was a woman from Maine
Who climaxed in ...There once was a woman from Maine<br />Who climaxed in spurts of champagne.<br />She was dry (as in "brut"),<br />But the gentleman's suit<br />Was as wet as a lake in the rain.Jeremy Edwardshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980177431018869829noreply@blogger.com